• Eric has rung the doorbell!
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Eric has rung the doorbell!
on: October 31, 2018, 11:41:17
Hi neighbours, I'm Eric Craptone, master of awful guitar sounds.
I have very little interest in conventional music, and so consequently, conventional ears have very little interest in me. It's a bit of a stalemate.
 I don't know what I can contribute to this forum but I can certainly tell you how to make your songs less listenable.  ;D
I have a sense of humour and hope you're not all too serious here.

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Re: Eric has rung the doorbell!
Reply #1 on: October 31, 2018, 12:04:53
Goodafternoon Mr C.
There is more than enough humor here, although I must admit that it surprised me how much that sense differs from country to country.
I have jangly guitars for jangling songs, so i’m glad that I am no longer alone in this quest.
Kind regards, Gus

Re: Eric has rung the doorbell!
Reply #2 on: October 31, 2018, 15:20:39
Hey @eric craptone .......I am definitely looking forward to hearing some of your awfulness. We are a very eclectic bunch here at The Kitchen........you'll likely fit in just right, so.......Welcome to The Kitchen!!!
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Re: Eric has rung the doorbell!
Reply #3 on: October 31, 2018, 16:41:13
hi @eric craptone , usually nobody uses the doorbell out here....i even forgot we had one... ::) ::)

but.... a big welcome to the kitchen  ::thumb:: ::thumb:: ::thumb:: grab a kitchen chair and make yourself at home  ::thumb:: ::thumb:: ::thumb::

always good to have a master of extreme guitar sounds on board, i myself like to stack a lot of synthesizer layers and sounds on top of each other and to put them LOUD


btw, where are you from?
me, myself, and Pie

Re: Eric has rung the doorbell!
Reply #4 on: October 31, 2018, 22:41:27
Hey Dutchbeats you sound like my synth mangling alter ego.
I like the euphemistic way you substitute 'extreme' for my 'awful' when it comes to my guitar sounds.
I am from a place called Laindon in England which should have been the site of the first atom bomb test. but for some reason they dropped it on Bikini Atoll instead

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Re: Eric has rung the doorbell!
Reply #5 on: November 01, 2018, 02:28:42
Welcome @eric craptone !! Haha, well we're all in for humour here, and I like your tone of voice already!
 :pompom: :pompom: Where can I listen to your 'crap'?  :pompom: :pompom:

Where's that soundcloud link?  :nopompom: :nopompom:

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Re: Eric has rung the doorbell!
Reply #6 on: November 01, 2018, 13:40:09
No soundcloud for me, mate.  Don't like the way it ruins all my music with it's poor quality streaming. If I want it to sound bad I do that myself. ;D
Yeah as soon as I suss this place out a bit better I will post something. Don't want to frighten everybody as yet.
Cheers for the welcomes.

Re: Eric has rung the doorbell!
Reply #7 on: November 03, 2018, 12:50:55
Hi @eric craptone  -  Welcome to the Kitchen! I think you'll like it here.  :ok: 
We have an interesting bunch and plenty of music that is off the beaten path .... looking forward to hearing some of yours.

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Re: Eric has rung the doorbell!
Reply #8 on: November 14, 2018, 21:30:17
A bit late but Welcome to the Kitchen @eric craptone

If in music you don't expect to please anybody but yourself then anybody liking anything you produce is a bonus.
The music business in general is full of serious types and so you always need somebody doing the exact opposite.
Just because somebody has to do it to make people realise it takes all sorts to make the world go round.

vive la différence

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