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**** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
on: September 16, 2016, 11:21:14
Guys, I know I have been awol for a long time but I feel I need to warn you guys of some forum attacks that are beginning to sweep through the internet.

Karma points, such as those that operate here, are fast becoming the new 'bit coin' of the internet, and just the meer fact that they are associated with this site will no doubt draw undesirables.

While I myself am an inherently honest person, I have noticed that there are certain vulnerabilities within this forum that could allow unscrupulous hackers to gain access to your karma points for profit. I suggest you revisit your security protocols urgently as its is only a matter of time before you are hit.

I have heard of scenarios where not only has 'skimming' taken place but the cost of recovery has had to be met with ransom payments.  Be careful guys,   trust no one. ( Except me of course. I would do no any harm :) )
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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #1 on: September 16, 2016, 12:15:27
HA HA HA ;D ;D You are a seriously funny guy Allan  ::smiley:: I've missed you in this Kitchen, not to mention the wonderful songs that spring
from your creative source, whether that be the water down under, or the sunny skies up above  ::heart:: 
Hope to hear/see more of you ::Suzy:: ::Suzy::


Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #2 on: September 16, 2016, 13:48:19
Hmmmm (*scratches chin).. Karma warnings, Admins' summit... Coincidence????? I think not!


Good to see you posting @seriousfun - shall you be sharing some toons while you're on the kitchen floors shores?





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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #3 on: September 16, 2016, 21:00:36
Hi @seriousfun , thanks for warning me, all seems perfectly normal so far....but @MartiMedia  just started his excercises....he is outside in the mud... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

so, i will keep a close eye on the situation....... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

so far all is going according to plan

i will upload a video from our bootcamp in an hour.......stay tuned!!!
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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #4 on: September 16, 2016, 23:40:48
Hmmm, what a coincident... management is away and @seriousfun makes his comeback. Timing is perfect, I can feel the foul smell of a coup in the  making....




GREAT!
I'm in!!
Let's overthrow the evil @MartiMedia wasser-mit-biergeschmak empire and make the Heineken dynasty histoy!
There are two kinds of people who are staying in this kitchen: those who are drunk and those who are going to get drunk!
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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #5 on: September 17, 2016, 02:39:16
Hi, from our bunker, we are still in full control of the forum. I think

but I will make an official statement about @MartiMedia's position tomorrow...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


and we will share the film the first day of bootcamp


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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #6 on: September 17, 2016, 15:05:33
What is happening...@seriousfun was right!

Strange things are happening, @MartiMedia 's and @Jambrains karma point counts are going down!



and @seriousfun 's karma count is sky-rocketing   :o :o :o :o :o :o :o.....he has more than a 1000 Karma points... ??? ???

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #7 on: September 17, 2016, 15:29:31
I have only been around the kitchen for a few minutes but that @MartiMedia character seems like a real wierdo that we could do without, right @Dutchbeat ?
And people like @Jambrains and @seriousfun that only cause problems should be banned as well I think!
Stay strong @Dutchbeat , I'm on your side!


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Reply #8 on: September 17, 2016, 15:37:35
Hey @Wasser Mit Bier Geschmak , welcome to the kitchen and thanks for introducing yourself!! Wow you're drawing conclusions really fast, actually @Dutchbeat is our bad guy, wasn't that obvious?
I'd suggest you look around a few more minutes to get a clue what's going on here...
Btw, great plan, I'll ban @Jambrains , didn't trust this guy from the first moment. Always talking about the need of more compression, bitwise his mixes are direct current... And as you may know, that's not good for audio speakers...
Where's that <delete> option in the admin panel...


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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #9 on: September 17, 2016, 15:40:17
bitwise his mixes are direct current...
Hahaha that one made me laugh ;D
Noooo, please don't go and ban goold old JB !!


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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #10 on: September 17, 2016, 15:48:57
 ;) ;) @Michael ..
Ok anyone else who wants @Jambrains to stay?


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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #11 on: September 17, 2016, 15:52:40
@MartiMedia: don't let @Dutchbeat fool you, WMBS is obviously a fake account he created to miscredit us both as well as Alan.
Notice how he even stole my fav insult from me and used it as nick for the new account.

I'll talk to you later about your mixes....  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Reply #12 on: September 17, 2016, 15:55:17
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;) ;) @Michael ..
Ok anyone else who wants @Jambrains to stay?

Nope, kick his fat Swedish arse out the door I say!
Compression is the work of the devil.


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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #13 on: September 17, 2016, 16:18:53
@MartiMedia: don't let @Dutchbeat fool you, WMBS is obviously a fake account he created to miscredit us both as well as Alan.
Notice how he even stole my fav insult from me and used it as nick for the new account.

I'll talk to you later about your mixes....  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

IP-tracking WMBS as we speak... but that's a slow process since we only have a modem line (had to switch the internet on at a height of 30 metres yesterday, but yesterday the weather was better).
What insult did this idiot utter then?  ??? ???


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Re: **** WARNING - This affects ALL KITCHENERS ****
Reply #14 on: September 17, 2016, 16:20:17
;) ;) @Michael ..
Ok anyone else who wants @Jambrains to stay?

Nope, kick his fat Swedish arse out the door I say!
Compression is the work of the devil.


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