• Flame war!!
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Re: Flame war!!
Reply #15 on: August 17, 2015, 19:54:26
« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 19:57:47 by MartiMedia »
' we are about to get into an argument here.....i want a moderator!
where is a good moderator when you need one '

Eh just doing my job DB hahaha ;-) That should result extra karma instead of punishment... ;-) MM
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Re: Flame war!!
Reply #16 on: August 18, 2015, 03:30:42
A man is seeking to join the New Zealand Police force. The Sergeant doing the interview says:"Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six Swedes, six Nederlanders, six Germans, and a rabbit"
 The man being interviewed asks,"Why the rabbit?"

 "Excellent" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"



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Re: Flame war!!
Reply #17 on: August 18, 2015, 11:05:20
A Kiwi walks into a Sydney unemployment office.
He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I want to apply for the dole, I hate being on welfare and I'd much rather have a job but I have looked everywhere and just can't find any."
The clerk behind the desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a chauffeur/bodyguard for his two twin 21 year old daughters. You'll have to drive them around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. You'll have a three-bedroom apartment above the garage. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort his daughters on their frequent overseas holidays to Tahiti and the Bahamas. The starting salary is $250,000 a year".
The Kiwi says, "No way mate, you gotta be bullshitting me!"
The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
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Re: Flame war!!
Reply #18 on: August 24, 2015, 16:26:57
William and Kate were interviewed about their trip to New Zealand

and they said someting like this: "we wanted our son George to have the full New Zealand experience......."

 ??? ??? ??? so i guess.... they they left him in the car in the sun, while they were drinking in the pub ?????? ??? ???
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Re: Flame war!!
Reply #19 on: August 24, 2015, 22:07:17
I have a friend who drove down to the mall with his 3 year old daughter and decided to pop into the TAB (betting shop) While he was there. Two hours later he arrives home and his wife says "wheres Jessica?"

True story.



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