• Writing online product reviews for fun?
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Writing online product reviews for fun?
on: May 22, 2020, 02:50:02
Well ..... I may be at a new low.

I've found a way to entertain myself by writing reviews that rhyme. Yup. :)

Imagine reading a review for a neoprene anti sway bar bushing that reads like a Dr. Suess poem? A review for synthetic motor oil that could be sung as a 50's doo wop?

I don't really know why I think it's funny. But, hey, songwriters have to flex that rhyming muscle right? Maybe someone will read it and smile.   
Bill
Songwriter, Keyboards, Arranger, Producer & Engineer for November Sound

November Sound is based on the Mother, Father & Son musical trio of Melissa, Bill & Will. I'm the father so anything I post will have my wife singing and/or my son playing percussion.


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Re: Writing online product reviews for fun?
Reply #1 on: May 22, 2020, 09:13:04
Ab-so-lu-te-ly right.
If we'll start to take it too seriously, then we're in the danger zone.

But:
- if writing about a lubricant is OK
- and a 44 syllable poem to explain the difference between American and English trots is gross
What am I missing?
Or would you have liked it if I had called it Montezuma's revenge?

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Oh, she said, but who do you represent?
The devil, was my answer.

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Re: Writing online product reviews for fun?
Reply #2 on: May 22, 2020, 10:34:34
I like that idea @Bill from November Sound @LePlongeur, it could be a topic for new songwriting challenge?  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

write a song about a product...like it is a commercial for, or a review of, that product
me, myself, and Pie


Re: Writing online product reviews for fun?
Reply #3 on: May 22, 2020, 13:27:14
@LePlongeur   ;)  :lol:  Ha, ha!

@Dutchbeat  ..... these are real reviews. Here's one for an instrument.
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Wanted a Gon Bops at an affordable price. This one's not "cheap" but boy is it nice. Here's a cajon at a comfortable height. Sit down and play it and it feels just right. A bass that goes "boom" and a high that goes "crack": Upgraded from a cheap box and I'll never go back! Enough of the review I want to play now. Every time I hit it, I smile and say. "Wow!" If you want something nice [------]  is the Trick! Prices are awesome and, man, they ship quick!!!!


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Re: Writing online product reviews for fun?
Reply #4 on: May 22, 2020, 14:01:51
Thank you @Dutchbeat for the compliments, but the idea is entirely @Bill from November Sound 's.

What was the bad tempered guy saying? Definitively maybe?
I like the idea.
Thank you Bill.
Kind regards, Gus


Re: Writing online product reviews for fun?
Reply #5 on: May 31, 2020, 03:33:51

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