• Cheese Grater
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Cheese Grater
on: March 22, 2021, 21:36:40
My first offering here is an unashamed piece of rock n roll nonsense about my computer!! Some members I know from elsewhere may remember this one. It was recorded at the back end of last year.


https://soundcloud.com/chris-price-824458122/cheese-grater

CHEESE GRATER
© 2020 Chris Price

Got to take the rough with the smooth
Rub your hands all along her grooves
Grab her handles, she can’t wait
Turn her on and don’t hesitate
Gottta give her all that you can
Wanna feel the size of her ram
Make you see in double vision
She need a thermal paste incision

Wanna make her fans turn round
Static sparks and screaming sound
Electricity profound
Make my dongle go to ground
Gotta do it sooner or later
I wanna show you my cheese grater

Wanna do it all through the night
take her surfin’ hold on tight
Left click right click up and down
Rip her coolers n take them down
Get down dirty hard drive spin
Put my memory stick right in
She turn blue and she overload
Bootstrap cookie she explodes

Wanna make her fans turn round
Static sparks and screaming sound
Electricity profound
Make my dongle go to ground
Gotta do it sooner or later
I wanna show you my...

...bare chip jumper kernel thrashing head
Her megabyte make my face turn red
She set my python script alight
cos her hardware is just right
an interface of pure delight
Cheese grater she’s alright

Wanna make her fans turn round
Static sparks and screaming sound
Electricity profound
Make my dongle go to ground
Gotta do it sooner or later
I wanna show you my cheese grater

Also on my website (Song 24) :  https://5ded45f1cd13e.site123.me/


Re: Cheese Grater
Reply #1 on: March 24, 2021, 03:49:06
Cool bit of Classic Rock ‘N Roll there @ChrisPrice  Solid production with a strong solo 🎸  and clever lyrics.

I was scratching my head about the “cheese grater” reference until I saw your track art... now THAT’S funny 😆 Was that your personal pet name for your PC tower? or was that bit of computer geek lingo that got by me somehow? 🤔

Enjoyed this romp... thanks for sharing 😎


Re: Cheese Grater
Reply #2 on: March 24, 2021, 18:10:05
Hi @ChrisPrice

This is such an energetic & feel-good song! It was great fun to listen to!! (the first, second, third etc.... times round) :D :D
...it's the swiftest 2.39 minutes! - nicely arranged, perfectly well put lyrics (soundwise vis-a-vis the music/rhythm), just the right stops and cool short instrumental section!

Will need to remind myself to revisit this track when I need a song to lighten up the mood!

...it's the perfect light-hearted tune after a heavy/busy day!

Thanks for sharing!
Looking forward to more!

Rachel
Rachel  ::Rachel::
https://.com/rachel_debattista


Re: Cheese Grater
Reply #3 on: March 24, 2021, 18:55:13
@Rachel_D @1roomstudio  Thanks for your kind words. It was fun to do. There's plenty more to come. Nice to be here, thanks for listening. :)


Re: Cheese Grater
Reply #4 on: March 25, 2021, 16:47:48
I love it.......a fun piece of rock. Well played and produced.
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